Man, turkey and then presents back-to-back?
Does heartburn make heartfelt wishes warmer? I hope youre making this the all-Scott extravaganza weekend, full of food and friends and fun. I hope you drink enough to make Sharon scold you, or Sharon drinks enough that she cries or both, because thats the kind of excess that youre entitled to on your birthday.
Remember, just because your wife is remaining young enough to be a harem girl for a pedophile sultan doesnt mean youre not aging. So welcome to the old folks club, geezer. Your signing bonus is a cane or a rocking chair – your choice. And thanks for being my friend despite all the abuse.
