Hello from the land of "I'm not nearly drunk enough for this!"

I've been home, to Florida, Alabama and Texas, ridden on a private jet, worked two shows, turned 34, and added some more miles to my AA total.  I haven't updated Clapboard, though, because there's not much to say.

I've been sick, kind of, which sucks. I'm pretty sure my self-prescribed Amoxil dosing didn't do a damn thing, and Neilmed just hurt my ears (shock!). Of course, getting sick just as I'm trying new fixed for my sinus disease isn't that awesome, so I can't tell what's working or how well.  Lame.

I've also been behind on my computer work, which I've been working hard to remedy over the last few days, but not hard enough because I still have more.  It's frustrating because I know that soon there won't be any work anymore, but there's nothing I can do about that but do the best I can with what I have.  It feels a little like being an ESL teacher whose job it is to teach oneself out of a job.  Not really, but sort of.

Enough talk of impending unemployment!  It's almost Halloween! Party here, get your ass to Casa Fredonia!  What else?  My version of a Porn Star Karaoke post will go up on the Martini blog today if I get my ass in gear.  Happy Wednesday.

Most appetizing post title ever?

Yes!  Fortunately for you, there aren't going to be any pictures of my snot, despite the fact that there's so much of it that it's hard to keep out of pictures.  And food.  And everything else, really.  Yes!

So, here to amuse you is the tale of two phones replaced and the phones that replace them.  Here to repulse you is more vague description of gross sinus problems.  Here to entice you is mention of the writing project that Casey and I are slowly putting together, as well as the script I'm working on slowly-but-surely.

Past the break, you'll find all this and more - click through if you dare.